meaningless kiss - my life in iTunes

I don't know why I'm so addicted to these things but we're almost halfway through BEDA so I thought it was time.


MY LIFE IN ITUNES
**NOTE: Format stolen from Libba Bray's Livejournal. All song titles and subsequent comments courtesy of my taste in music/brain.**
1. Put your iTunes/iPod, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.
5. Everyone tagged has to do the same thing. (Except only if you want to, adds I.)(But whatever happened to four?, the inquisitive, observant readers will ask. You'll never know. *sinister shifty eyes*)

IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY,' YOU SAY? I Want To Hold Your Hand. Interpretation of that seems like a 'you had to be there' thing. I mean, are there tears in my eyes? Or am I saying it in a happy-go-lucky fashion? Am I skirting the topic?
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? Frozen. As Stephen Harper would say, simply not true.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL? Stop, Look, Listen. These kinds of safety discernment skills are important to me. I have standards.
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? Steady As The Beating Drum. Okay, so maybe not that steady. But rhythm *is* my life.
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? Dress You Up. I find that somewhat offensive. Really, that's my entire purpose? I reject that idea.
WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO? Trust Me. No comment.
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU? Harry and Hermione. DELUSIONAL??? What are you trying to say, iTunes?? Say it to my face, why don't you?!?!
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? So Far So Great. That's comforting except for the fact that I have a Demi Levato song on my computer. Where did that come from?
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN? Rolling In On A Burning Tire. I won't deny it.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND? I'm Gonna Kill You. Lol.
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? Love Story. I'll believe it when I live it.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? Queen Ranavalona I. Role models = priceless.
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? Can You Feel the Love Tonight. I thought we'd discussed this. Can You Feel the Love Tonight is fine but I was thinking I Kissed A Girl.*
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST? Helen Hunt. Yeah, I don't even know what to say about that one. I suppose my interest in Hank's music is making me seem kind of strange in this game.
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? Something. So obviously the fear is not ambiguity.
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life For Me). That's no secret, people. You only had to ask.
WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW? Dig It. How did you know, iTunes? How did you know?
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? Let's Get Together. Only not right now. Right now, I'm sleepy.
WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS? Meaningless Kiss. Because that is my *true* life story. I don't even remember half of 2010. I'm referring to it as my Lost Meaningless Kissing Year. Catchy, right?


I'll catch you guys on the flip flop. Have a lovely 99th anniversary of the Titanic sinking/my sister's 21st birthday tomorrow.


*this was decided after a conversation with my cousin and sisters.