Today's blog comes to you in two PARTS!
Part the first: Things that are stressing me out in life-or-death-proportions.
Tomorrow, I am going to drive. This is a perfectly logical statement, truthful and grammatically correct, so simple I can say it in another language (Voy a manejar mañana.), BUT at the same time it makes no sense in context, as I very well could have driven 8 days ago. Only three people in the world* know about this, and only one of them important to this story. I am seriously considering just not learning how to drive. I could move to Chicago for my secondary education and rely wholly on public transportation, claiming environmentalism and population density. (Both reasonable explanations, as sheer cowardice is not.)
Part the second: Things that are awesome.
I've spent 34 of the last 48 hours in pajamas, I get to go to school dressed as having a parasitic Siamese twin tomorrow, I got an A on a geometry test based on human error and my honesty, it's raining, I got to wear a cape, and tomorrow I am going to drive.
Ahhh, complex situation is complex.
*Someone at the DMV, my instructor, and I. Guess who's the important one. ;)
2 comments:
I have the SAME CONUNDRUM, sort of. Just think: you = driving = road trips = An Abundance of Katherines = John Green, ergo, you = John Green
Oh, hellz yes. ;)
(Also, this blog post was made full of LIE, as the availability of a mid-sized car has prevented my driving until Sunday. Predetermined blog for Tuesday? Probably.)
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