Friday, November 27, 2009

lug a turkey!

Happy belated Turkey Day! I hope it was fun and full of food (I hope Canadia* was good as well!).

I've never really had one of those table hoppin' family parties because my family mostly consists of the wise, i.e. elderly. I love them very much, and they are fabulous, but they are also in their eighties and have perhaps left their break dancing days behind.

For some reason, the generation above me was not into procreating, so I have two cousins - yes, two - both of whom are in their twenties. My sister and I are the youngest in our not-ridiculously-extended family. I have a HUGE extended family, but most of them are on the middle aged side and up as well, and I've met them maybe once. There were many divorces and remarryings and such on my dad's side, so I'm not even clear on who I'm related to and who I'm not. Also, they mostly live in Indiana and Michigan, and I live in Maryland, so it's not like we can just hop next door and talk to them. It's a similar situation on my mom's side except they all live in England so I have even less of an opportunity to see them! Whoo!

Basically, I HAVE NO IDEA WHO MY FAMILY IS. I just stick with the grandparents/second cousins/aunts/uncles.

THEN I received some bad news before venturing to my g-parents' house so that was somewhat of a gloomy cloud over the Table of Dreams. Oh holidays, how fun you are.

But it was alright. My sister is home until Sunday and we have a four (now three) day weekend; PARTY. When we got home, we played the Wizard of Oz Board Game which is very fun. (I had a weird Oz fetish when I was younger. I mean, I still like it, but I was OBSESSED.)

Mehrp merhp. I feel like my posts would be so much better if I could record sound chips to EMPHASIZE certain points (actually, I'd probably just hum annoyingly, but it's pretty much the same thing).

Alex, your novel is fabulous and intelligent-sounding. I bet it'll be AWESOME by the time it's finished. Wonder what it's like to be smart! ;) Rena, I'd love it if you posted some of yours, too. Party time!

*Canada, you know I love you, but please change your name to Canadia. SO MUCH COOLER. (I also think the US should change their name to Amsco, because it's a textbook making company that reminds me of scrambly eggs. Clearly, I give out good advice.)

2 comments:

Alex said...

:D (I'm in live with this smiley of late)

I will see what I can do about the Canadia.

I'll also see what I can do about more novel.

Renata said...

Party times indeed! Novel coming shortly (in a slightly edited form, hehe. It's pretty bad in its "raw" state, but I am only going to fix the part I show you...)

Same here on the old people. An example: One of the guests at the turkey feast this year was my great-uncle's ex-wife's (who were divorced before I was born) father. My ex-great-grandfather, who is turning 93 this year. Wine + Scrabble + elderlyness = hilarious and pwning time for me.

Mmmm, Amsco. Canadia is also awesome because it makes me think of candy. Nom.